$400 For Sex

$400 FOR SEX
Dan: When I was working in New York, I gave this girl $400 to have sex with me.
Bob: What!? You gave a girl $400 for sex?
Dan: Yes I did.
Bob: DAMN, what did she look like?
Dan: She had big tits and blonde hair.
Bob: Was it worth it?
Dan: Nope, that's why I stopped payment on the check.
Bob: Are you telling me that you found a girl that would take a check for sex? And on top of that, you stopped payment on the check because it wasn't any good?!
Dan: You betcha.
Bob: Does your wife know about this?
Dan: Yup.
Bob: And just what did she have to say?
Dan: She wasn't very happy about it.
Bob: So what did she do?
Dan: She doesn't let me carry the checkbook anymore.