Confusius Say

CONFUSIUS SAY!!!!
*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry..
*~*~* Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.. ?
*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget.