DRINKS OF THE NEW YEAR ----> Absolute Zero.......................Absolute vodka over frozen nitrogen
----> Alexander the Grrreat..........Gin, creme de cacao and sweet cream Cornflakes
----> American in Paris................Kentucky bourbon and champagne
----> Black Sabbath......................Kahlua and Mogen David wine
----> Blind Faith.............................Wood alcohol and sacramental wine
----> Blood Clot.............................Vodka, tomato juice and Jell-O
----> Bloody Awful.........................Vodka and ketchup
----> Blue Moon............................Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva
----> Coleman Cooler..................White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs and sand
----> Fuzzy Naval Base................Peach schnapps, orange juice and ammonia
----> George Bush.......................George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer
----> Gorbachev...........................Vodka with a splash of port wine
----> Honeydew the Dishes........Midori and Dawn
----> Marie Antoinette.................Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer
----> Martinizer............................Gin, vermouth and carbon tetrachloride
----> Mary Poppins.....................Vodka, tomato juice and a spoonful of sugar
----> Mexican Hairless...............Tequila and Minoxidil
----> Oil of Ole.............................Mazola and Sangria
----> Peter, Paul, and Mary........Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine and tomato juice
----> Phillips' Screwdriver.........Vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia
----> Port in a Storm..................Red wine and rainwater
----> Quack Doctor....................Cold duck and Dr. Pepper
----> A Rum with a View............Bacardi and Visine
----> Rum-Pole of the Bailey.....Bacardi rum, Popov vodka and Bailey's Irish Cream
----> Sake-to-me.......................Rice wine, punch and nitrous oxide
----> Scotch Tapeworm............Dewar's and Mescal
----> Shipwreck.........................Cutty Sark on the rocks
----> Short Wave.......................Ripple in a shot glass,ginger, syrup and pomegranate
----> Sinead O'Connor.............Irish whiskey and Nair
----> Skid Roe...........................Muscatel and caviar
----> Sour Kraut........................Schnapps and lemon juice
----> Sundae Driver..................Vodka, orange juice and ice cream
----> Tequila Mockingbird.......Jose Cuervo and birdseed
