Ebonics Word From Louisiana Public Schools

EBONICS WORD FROM LOUISIANA PUBLIC SCHOOLS
Leroy's assignment in his Ebonics class was to use each of the words from this list in a sentence. Here's his work that earned him a perfect score:
1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.
2. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.
3.
DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.
4. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money left to pay FORECLOSE.
5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, someone give that CATACOMB.
6. PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.
7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL .
8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment that's UNDERMINE.
9. STAIN - My mother-in-law asked if I was STAIN for dinner again.
10. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, I dint want 'em so I SELDOM.
11.
ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.
12. INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.
13. FORTIFY - I asked da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.