Election

ELECTION ...
The kids in the neighborhood held an election.
The grownups were astonished that a four-year-old had been elected president.
"That boy must be a born leader," one Dad observed. "How does it happen that all you bigger boys voted for him?"
"Well, you see Dad," one lad replied. "He cannot very well be
secretary because he doesn't know how to write. He would not do for
treasurer because he is not able to count. He would never do for
sergeant- at-arms because he is too little to throw anybody out. If we
did not choose him for anything, he would feel bad. So we made him
president."