Flight

FLIGHT
The flight was coming into New York when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting towards the ground!
The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally the
engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate the pilot on his perseverance under extreme conditions.
As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
"Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those were Yankees
with the shit scared out of them!"