Golf

GOLF
On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Kurt stood on the first tee at his country club. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman in a wedding gown came running up to him, crying.
"You bastard !" she screamed in his face. "You lousy no-good God damn stinking bastard!"
"What's your problem, Mattie?" he calmly replied. "I distinctly told you only if it rained."