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Thursday, January 3, 2008
IRISH
Paddy and Murphy were in a pub on St. Patrick's day, getting really plastered and talking bar talk.
Paddy looks meditatively at the ice cubes floating in his whiskey & tonic and says, "You know, lions have sex 10 or 15 times every night."
Murphy slams his fist on the bar in disgust. "Is that right? Damn, and I just joined the
Elks."
