MERCEDES BENZ
I bought a new Mercedes Benz returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Watch this!', he said, 'Nelson'!
The Radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!', he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Rushdi!', and in an instant 'Ko Ko Korina' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, 'classical sangeet,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Noor Jehan,' I'd get one of her awesome songs.
Yesterday, a ladies couple jumped a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, Cunts!'
Immediately the Indian National Anthem began to play, sung by Madame Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh, backed up by Pranab Mukerjee and the Indian National Congress Party, with L K Advani and Bal Thakeray on sitar and guitar,
Damn, I LOVE this car!
Another variant
LEXUS
I bought a new Lexus 455lxs but returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Watch this!', he said, 'Nelson'! The Radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!', he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Kishore!', and in an instant 'yeh shaam mastani' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, 'shastri sangeet,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Lata,' I'd get one of her awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple jumped a red light and nearly crammed my new car, but I swered in time to avoid them. I yelled, Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Pakistani National Anthem began to play, sung by Asif Zardari and Mian Nawaz Sharif, backed up by Musharaff and the PPP Party, with Imran Khan on guitar,
Damn, I LOVE this car!
