Misunderstanding

MISUNDERSTANDING
* I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
* She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
* A rubber band pistol confiscated in algebra class was a weapon of math disruption.
* The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
* A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France results in Linoleum Blownapart.
* Silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
* A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
* The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
* Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!