Mother In Law And Daughter In Law

MOTHER IN LAW AND DAUGHTER IN LAW
Mother-in-law and her daughter-in-law are in the room. Mother-in-law was sitting on a sofa, she called
her daughter-in-law to sit with her.
Daughter-in-law : Oh! how can I sit with you ? I would like to remain beneath you. So, I'll sit on the carpet of the floor.
Mother-in-law : Oh! then, what will you do if I sat on carpet ????
Daughter-in-law : Then I'll sit on the floor.
Mother-in-law : Again, if I sit on the floor then what will you do ?
Daughter-in-law : Then, I'll dig a pit and sit in it.
Mother-in-law (Still arguing) : If so, what will you do if I sit in that pit ???????????? ????
Daughter-in-law (being very furious but with sweet tone) : Then Mama, I'll cover the pit and get rid of you........... ...