New Words

NEW WORDS
1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.)
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
2) Beelzebug (n.)
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
3) Bozone (n.)
The
substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
4) Cashtration (n.)
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5) Caterpallor (n.)
The color you turn after finding half a bug in the fruit you're eating.
6) Decaflon (n.)
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
7) Dopelar effect (n.)
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.
8) Extraterrestaurant (n.)
An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon.
9) Hemaglobe (n.)
The bloody state of the world.
10)
Intaxication (n.)
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.