New York Yankees

NEW YORK YANKEES
A former manager of the New York Yankees once told about a dream he had in which he died and went to heaven. There he was ordered to organize and manage a ball team. He said all the available talent - Christy Mathewson, Walter Johnson, Rube Waddell, Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, and many other superstars, overwhelmed him.
Just then the phone rang.
It was Satan calling to challenge the heavenly team to a game. "But you haven't got a chance of winning," said the manager. "You see I got all the great ball players up here."
Satan explained, "Oh, I know that. But I've got all the umpires!"