Pick Up Chips

PICK UP CHIPS
1. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
2. Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
3. I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
4. Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
5. Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
6. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
7. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby you're da bomb!
8. My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
9. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
10. Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.