Pick Up Chips

PICK UP CHIPS
* Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll
do it your way right away.
* I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
* I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.
* If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
* Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
* I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.