Senate

SENATE
A Sindhi walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand while pulling a buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: l "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Sain, coming right up."
He gets the Sindhi a tall mug of coffee. The Sindhi drinks the coffee down, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Sindhi returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and is pulling another buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Sain!" "We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Sindhi smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in Pakistani Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."