Slapping Sheep

| Saturday, January 19, 2008

SLAPPING SHEEP
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local minister comes walking around the corner.
The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly
giving that sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"
The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!"

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