Some Funny SMS

SOME FUNNY SMS
1) Whats the diff between Gandhi, Zardari & Laloo?
Gandhi-didnt know whats lie, Zardari doesnt know whats truth & laloo doesnt know the
difference
2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot se nahi darne ka, bole to..aaina nahi dekhne ka..
GOOD NITE..
3) Are u a high scoring student?
Bored of gettin gud marks?
Join M.S.UNIVERSITY. .
Aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..
Marks se no marks...
Ab sach mein
posible!
4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b my novel. If i wud b a
poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist
5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty.
"Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot n spicy.
"Husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.
6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE,
The girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".
7) Vada to nahi karte dosti nibhayenge,
Kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayen‘ge.
Zaroorat parre to dilse pukarna hame,
Hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye aayen‘ge!
8) Ultimate thought:
If more than one
mouse is mice; then more than one spouse is?
SPICE ! ;)
9) What is Marriage?
Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye
2yr:TVS-Meelon chalti muskan
3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de
4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat poochna!!
10) Teacher- Can u define the word lecturer for me
Student- Lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.