Toaster
TOASTER
One of their wedding presents was a toaster. Soon after the honeymoon she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed from the toaster.
"Get the owner's manual!" her husband shouted."
I can't find it anywhere!" she cried, searching through the box.
"Oops," came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine but the owner's manual is burnt to a crisp."