Tota

TOTA
Aik din aik lady shop se parrot kharidne gayi....
Usne dukandar se kaha wasim bhai ek tota chahaiye....
Dukandar ne usay aik tota dikaya...
Lady ne poocha is tote ki khas bat kya hai wasim bhi...
Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai
Lady ne kaha acha..
Usne tote se poocha main tumhe kaisi lagti hun
"Bahen ki lauri randi lagti hai" tote ne kaha.
Lady ne kaha wasim bhi ye to bohat badtamiz tota hai, gaali deta hai.
Wasim bhi use ander le gya aur pani me dubaya aur poocha...
Gaali dega...
Tota. Haan dunga
Wasim ..phir dubaya aur poocha .gaali dega"
Tota... haan dunga....
Wasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gaali dega..
Is bar tota maan gya aur kaha nahin dunga bhi nahin dunga,,,,,
Vo use bahar le gya aur lady se kaha ye ab gaali nahin dega..
Tab lady ne usse pucha ...
Agr mere ghar par mere sath aik aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge.
Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..
Lady..agr do aadmi aye to kya.
Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,
Lady.agr teen aadmi ..
Tota.tumhara pati, devar aur bhayiya.
Lady ...agr chaar aadmi aye to...
Tota.....
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Wasim bhai pani lao...
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha kay "behen ki lauri randi hai".