Trip To Chicago

TRIP TO CHICAGO
Joe left for a two day trip to Chicago to visit his sisters. He was only a few blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his wallet on top of his dresser.
He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietly entered the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw his wife washing the breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest
negligee.
She looked so good that he tiptoed up behind her, reached out, and squeezed her left breast.
"Leave only one quart of milk," she said. "Joe won't be here for breakfast tomorrow."