Vacation

VACATION
A fancy lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods. Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with shit, crossed her path.
"Oh, dear," the lady said, "come on, I'll clean you!" She took a Kleenex from her purse and did a good job. After that she urged the duck away. "Be careful next time!"
She walked on and
another duck, with shit all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little animal. She warned this one as well and the duck took off. Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.
"Now I have had it!" She screamed. "What have you been doing?" And for the third time she acts like a Florence Nightingale.
She walked on - suddenly she heard a voice from the bushes. "Hey, you, lady!" sounded a male voice in distress.
"Yes?" she replied.
"Do you have a Kleenex?"
"Not anymore, no." she answered.
"Too bad. I'll have to use another duck."