WHY BILL GATES DECIDES TO SELL OFF MICROSOFT
Banta had recently purchased a new computer with Microsoft Windows as
the O/S and was unhappy with the same and writes a letter to Bill
Gates, regarding the same.
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button,
but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child has learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will you provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows 'My Computer' when will you provide the remaining
items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that?
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When will you provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after
my office hours.
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Banta
