Almost Famous Sayings
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Sunday, February 24, 2008
ALMOST FAMOUS SAYINGS
* Black holes are where God divided by zero. * All those who believe in psychogenesis raise my hand. * Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. * I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. * OK, so what's
the speed of dark? * How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? * Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have. * Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. * Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. * Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. * Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. * Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. * I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. * Join the Army, meet interesting people and kill them. * If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? * Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. * If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
* 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? * When I'm not in my right mind,
my left mind gets pretty crowded.
