CUSTODY PROBLEM... The problem was who should get custody of the child???? Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody." The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your defense?" The husband sat for a while
contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?" Wife replied : "Judge SIR, VESSEL IS MINE, MILK IS MINE, AND FOR MAKING CURD 2 DROPS ARE PUT AND THE CURD THUS FORMED IS MINE OR THE PERSON WHO PUT 2 DROPS.? Husband replied : "I put paper in the Typewriter, and typed the letter by pressing keys and, then the letter belongs to whom? Me or the typewriter? Frustrated Judge says: "Dear friend if you had written letter by hand the problem of
custody of child would not have been there?
