Hallmark Cards

HALLMARK CARDS More Hallmark Cards You Won't See....But Would Probably Sell. ----> OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. ----> OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
INSIDE: I hope it's your sister. ----> OUTSIDE: I've always wanted
to have someone to hold, someone to love.
INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind. ----> OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you. ----> OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
INSIDE: What the hell was I thinking! ----> OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well respected.
INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly. ----> OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs:
INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it. ----> OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ----> OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you...
INSIDE: It's almost like you're here. ----> OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend...
INSIDE: Buy a dog. ----> OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?