He Said, She Said

HE SAID, SHE SAID * He said . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . You wear pants don't you? * He said . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I s it on the sofa and fart! * He said . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! * He said . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time * He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened. * He said . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . They already have boyfriends. * She said... What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every
night?
He said . A widow.
* He said . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!