Money Or..

MONEY OR.............
Husband went on tour and wife writes a letter to him saying honey I don't have money for this month expenses, pls send me.
Hubby replies honey I didn't get salary for this month so instead of money order I'm sending 1000 kisses for you. Take care bye.
Hubby gets reply like, Dear hubby thanks for sending kisses, I gave 400 kisses to our house owner instead of rent and 100 kisses to milkman and 100 for washer man. Next time send more more kisses I have to go for shopping.