One Liners

| Friday, February 1, 2008

ONE LINERS
Adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf bhagta hai
Baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe phaar do!
Hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!
Apna bachha or dossray ki biwi hamesha khoobsurat nazar aatay hain
Apni saali or ghar ki jawan naukarani pay hamesha nazar phisaltee hai.
Musibat aur lund kabhi bhi khara ho sakta hai!
Apna lund or doosray ka gham hamesha chota nazar aata hai.
Naukari aur Gaand sab ki lagti hai.
Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikala paad jitni dhire ho utani hi takleef hoti hai!
Kamaan se nikala
Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai
Zuban aur lund dono me haddi nahi hoti!
Nayee choot ka maza nau din tak hota hai!
Aadmi kitna bhi gora ho, lund baki badan se kala hi hota hai!



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