SHOE THROWN AT BUSH HAS BEEN TRACED
Dear News Channels,
and my dear Friends,
The pair of shoes which was thrown at Mr. Bush in Iraq has links to Pakistan .
i) The journalist had visited Pakistan 20 years back.
ii) He received his training of throwing shoes by a Pakistan based militant organization.
iii) The DNA sample of leather has revealed that the animal whose skin was used for manufacturing the shoe had traces of grass which is grown in North of Pakistan and this hide was collected by a Jihadi organization on Eid-ul-Azha.
Mr. Bush and Bushies immediately blamed Pakistan .
Now the President and Prime
Minister of Pakistan have decided to ban this Jihadi organization and launch a country wide operation against all the cobblers in Pakistan .
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Developing story:
They also traced the old male bull (of a local Punjabi village near Rahim Yaar Khan) who's young son's skin was used in those shoes. A translator described old bull's sad story as tragic as he mooed that his son was "poola" and had no intentions his skin was to be used in those shoes.
