THINGS NOT TO SAY DURING SEX * Hurry up, the game's about to start. * You're so much like your sister . . . * Your best friend does it much better. * Stop moaning, you sound so stupid. * Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me! * It's OK honey, I can just imagine that it's bigger. * (phone rings) Hello? ... Oh nothing much. You? Just hanging around ...
