What Men Really Think Of Marriage

WHAT MEN REALLY THINK OF MARRIAGE ----> I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ....David Bissonette ----> When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ....Sacha Guitry ----> After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each
other, but still they stay together. ....Hemant Joshi ----> By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ....Socrates ----> Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving any of them. ....Dumas ----> The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want? ...Sigmund Freud ----> "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." ....Henry Youngman ----> "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."....Sam Kinison
----> "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ....James Holt McGavran ----> "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." ....Patrick Murray ----> Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming;
1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2) Whenever you're right, shut up. ....Ogden Nash ----> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ....Anonymous ----> You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ....Henny Youngman ----> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ....Rodney Dangerfield ----> A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ....Milton Berle ----> Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ....Anonymous