Compulsive Worrier

COMPULSIVE WORRIER Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change. "You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore." "I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week, Tom replied. 'I haven't had a single problem since." "A thousand a week," said Doug. "How are you going to pay him?" "Screw him, that's his problem."