First Date

FIRST DATE A boy took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no to everything." "Well," he said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?" "No," the girl replied. "Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?" "Nooo," the girl said. "You know," said the boy, "We're going to have a lot of fun if you're on the level about this, and follow your mother's advice."