Got To Love Tennessee

GOT TO LOVE TENNESSEE
---> A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
---> How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
---> How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
---> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
---> What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in
Tennessee?
Documentaries.
---> Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
---> An Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
---> Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? (Come on- this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
---> The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
---> A new law was recently passed in Tennesee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.