Horse

HORSE A little truck driver was driving when he saw a sign on a farmer's gate post that read "$100.00 to anyone that can make my horse shake his head no." He stops and goes to the farmer and says, "I can make your horse shake his head no." "Well," says the farmer, "No one has ever been able to do it before so have a go." The driver picks up two flat rocks, moves to his rear end and slams the horse's nuts between the rocks. Then he whispers into the horses ear. The horse shakes his head from side to side, No! The little driver goes into the farmer and says, "Well, I made him shake his head no. Give me my $100.00." The farmer pays the wee chap and asks, "What did you say to him?" The little guy says, "I just asked him if he wanted me to do it again."