New Products And Services

NEW PRODUCTS AND SERVICES * Snickers: goofy-looking underpants * Ty-D-Bowl: Martha Stewart Lanes * Dumpster: a sleazy lawyer specializing in divorce * Advil: experimental community where residents pay no property taxes but every square inch of sidewalk and wall space is filled with
commercial come-ons * Ex-Lax: a listing of the shortcomings of former spouse * Time Warner: an alarm clock * Fidelity Investments: chastity belts * Ritz crackers: wealthy rednecks * Motorola: a bribe resulting in choice seats
at a NASCAR event * Yopait: a rap musical