Solve Financial Crisis

SOLVE FINANCIAL CRISIS Here is a 21-point plan to solve the Financial Crisis (plus 3 bonus points): 1) Kill all of the incumbents 2) Kill all of the pundits 3) Kill all of the illegal aliens 4) Tell the new congress their fate shall be the same if they don't do their fucking job. 5) Enact term limits 6) Enact line item veto 7) Bomb Iran into the stone age 8) Bomb N. Korea into the stone age 9) Ask who else wants
to fuck with us 10) Take 80% of Iraqi oil as payment for our efforts 11) Take 80% of Venezuelan oil just because 12) Build ANWAR DisneyWorld instead of drilling there 13) Stop all foreign aid (Israel will no longer need any assistance, so don't go there) 14)
Add 50% import tariff to all goods coming in 15) Build 250 new nuclear plants by 2018. Then we will stop taking Iraqi and Venezuelan oil. We won't need it anymore 16) Raise CAFE standard to 30mpg by 2012 17) Replace every bridge over 30 years old by 2015 18) #15 and #16 will yield 0% unemployment 19) Eliminate welfare. Everybody works. The poor will have construction jobs with decent pay and benefits. We will have a new middle class and no poverty. 20) Limit children to 4 per man and woman. Mandatory sterilization upon completion of that quota. 21) Men MUST pay 75% of child support or go to jail where they can help make the concrete we need to build the new bridges and nuclear plants. Bonus point #1) Deport anyone who can not learn our language by
2010 Bonus point #2) Elect Bill Cosby President and Ted Nugent Vice President Bonus point #3) Tell China that our outstanding debt has been devalued to 50 cents on the dollar. If they don't agree to those terms, we stop buying their stuff.