Son Of A Bitch

SON-OF-A BITCH A truck driver brought before the judge for an assault charge. The Judge asked the man why he beat the victim up so bad and the truck driver answered: "Well sir Judge that man called me a stupid son-of-a-bitch." The judge replied, "Well you didn't need to beat him up that bad".
The truck driver answered "I know that Judge, but what would you do if he called you a stupid son-of-a bitch". The Judge answered: "But I'm not a stupid son-of-a-bitch" The truck driver answered: "I know that judge, but what would you do if he called you the kind of a son-of-a-bitch, you are".