Ten Thoughts To Ponder

TEN THOUGHTS TO PONDER: Number 10 -
Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 -
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 -
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 -
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 -
Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 -
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 -
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 -
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 -
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT -
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of homeland security