Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlour

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT A TATTOO PARLOUR * "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE." * "We're all out of red, so I used pink." * "There are 2 Os in Bob, right?" * "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy." * "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie." * "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups." * "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here." * "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before." * "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving
effect."