Murphy's Military Laws

MURPHY'S MILITARY LAWS. . . . . . * The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. * The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it. * The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. * If your advance is going
well, you are walking into an ambush. * The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. * The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. * Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'. * All battles are fought uphill and in the rain. * Tracers works both ways. * If the enemy is in range, so are you. * War is like love. To triumph, you must make contact. * It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps. * Your equipment was made by the lowest bidder.