Riddles With Rhyming Answers

RIDDLES WITH RHYMING ANSWERS
The Washington Post challenged its readers to come up with riddles and their rhyming answers:
PART 1
----> What's another name for mad sea cow disease?
Manitee insanity
----> Who is Sammy "the Claw" Langostino?
A mobster lobster
----> What you call the lie you tell when you claim an appendectomy scar is from a shark bite?
Surgery perjury.
----> What calvary division defends the vast onion fields of Tuscany?
The Italian Scallion Stallion Battalion.
PART 2
Children's Attempts at Singing Well
Known Hymns:
----> Give us this day our deli bread!
----> Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.
----> We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese.
----> Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.
----> He carrots for you.
----> Bringing in the Sheets.
----> Yield Not to Penn Station.
----> Dust Around the Throne.
----> Praise God From whom all blessings flow,
Praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO
----> While shepherds washed their socks by night
----> He socked me and boxed me with His redeeming glove.