Usher

USHER
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row, please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "This minister is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No," he said.
"I'm the minister's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No," she said.
"Good," he answered.