Brothel

BROTHEL
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. May I help you? she asked.
I want to see Rozina the man replied.
Sir, Rozina is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else said the madam.
No. I must see Rozina was the man's reply.
Just then, Rozina appeared and announced to the man that she charged Rs 1,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out one thousand Rupee note, gave it to Rozina, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see
Rozina.
Rozina explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still Rs 1,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Rozina and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night but he paid Rozina and they went upstairs.
After their session, Rozina questioned the man. "No one has ever with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied "Faisalabad."
"Really? she said. I have family in Faisalabad."
"I know the man said. Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your Rs 3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is
that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer