Fun Things To Do When Ordering A Pizza

FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN ORDERING A PIZZA
- Tell the order taker you have a rival pizza place on the phone and you're going with the lowest bidder.
- End the call with, "Remember ... if my spouse asks, we never had this conversation."
- Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
- If they repeat the order for you, say "Okay, that'll be $14.98 at the first window."
- Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, breathe a sigh of relief.
- Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
- When the delivery person arrives, ask him or her to double check and make sure your pizza s,
in fact, dead.
- Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. Does it come with a warranty?
- When they repeat your order, say, "No, you can do better. Once again, and this time with a little more 'OOMPH'."
- Ask if you can have another pizza as a topping for this pizza.
- When your order is repeated, change it slightly. When they repeat it again, change it slightly. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
- Ask if the pizza has had its shots.