Genie

GENIE
Jill meets Nadine for lunch. "You're looking very tired today, Jill. Did you have a late night?"
"Yes," replies Jill, "but it was all very strange. While doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a genie. He gave me a choice of two wishes."
"Wow," says Nadine, "so what were the choices he gave you, Jill?"
"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, 100% memory or else he could give my boyfriend a bigger penis."
"So tell me already, Jill, what did you choose?"
"I can't remember," replies Jill.