Audi Quattro

AUDI QUATTRO
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
An Italian customs officer stops them: "Itsa illegala to putta five-a people in a Quattro!"
"Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means four!" answers the customs officer.
"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" shouts the German...
"Look at ze dam paperz : Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" answers the Italian.
"Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"
The German driver gets
angry and yells "You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"
"Sorry" answers the Italian, "He canta comea ... He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno."