Blind Shopping Trip
BLIND SHOPPING TRIP
This blind guy walked into a Macy's with his seeing-eye dog and headed straight for the men's department. Surrounded by pajamas and neckties, he proceeded to come to a stop, pick up his German Shepherd by the hind legs, and swing the dog around and around in a circle.
A startled clerk ran over to him, saying loudly, "Sir... may I help you with anything?"
"No thanks," said the blind man, "just looking."