Lesbians

LESBIANS
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
...A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?....
...A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
....Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
....Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
....Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called ?
....A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long
fingers?
....Well Hung.
8. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
....Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
9. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker